My partner and her Mum are away for the week on a K2 mountaineering course. It's a shame as I will miss her big four Oh birthday. We have been together (sic) for 17 years and despite me being 15 years older, plus the tiredness and exhaustion because of the age difference, she is still keeping up bless her.
So today, off on my own for lunch. Trying to eat better I ordered an Organic glass of water. An Organic lettuce leaf and an Organic Chick pea...all for an Orgasmic price of £6.40p!!!!!!!!!! I will stick to the greasy bacon butty next time and sod the IBS
The continuing saga of my bosses trip abroad. News filtered back, that whilst off the Bay of Biscay and the 28 foot swells. All the lights on the Ferry went off. The captain made an emergency announcement for people to stay in their cabins or stand still while they fixed the problem..
Now, with my wicked sense of humour, I wish I was the Captain....cos at this point I would have played 'Nearer thy God to thee' over the Tannoy system , closely followed by 'My Heart will go on'!!! I would also have some of the crew going round in the dark with a water sprays.......!!!
And now some definitions.
Did you know that a drawing pin is just an aroused Smartie????
That B Negative is a pessimists Blood Type???
A Diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to Hell in such a way, that you look forward to the journey.
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