Friday, 14 January 2011

Wok the heck


I have got so frustrated with the wait for my new bone, that I have chucked my rather over used teddy in the corner and cancelled the order!!!

The bone is still in China ,then has to be shipped to France and then to the UK??? I don't get why they had it on their web site, if it was not in stock??


However, I still have a cunning plan. When I was a lad (about 5 years ago) I started on a medium bore bone. then I went onto Large Bore in the Army. I am now playing Medium/Large. So am going to buy myself a medium bore next. It's cost me £7 pound more so I will need to go and have a lay down for a while.

See. Full circle.


Went shopping last night. I lost my partner in the massive hyper market. I went over to this attractive lady and asked if I could talk to her for a few moments. She said yes, but did I have any idea where my partner was' I replied 'No, but as soon as I start talking to a woman with superb breasts like yours, she always turns up!!!!

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