Go!!!!

Ah Gutten Tag Mein Damen and herren. Mein mit go to the foot of mein stairs. mein must eaten mein kopfe.Dasfone dis komen in dem post luft house box. Und mein ist gob smacked as ist ein misjudjment on mein part.

Ok I can't keep this up and I know it will drive one of my mates mad (madder!) The phone arrived and the poor guy had had a bad run with the post office and the Winter weather. So I have learned a lesson...don't jump to conclusions as bad feedback is not always bad???

A major triumph with the roadworks. After contacting the Highways Agency and local radio, a little man is coming down with a special screwdriver to put the lights right.. What I don't get is, why all the 100s of other Motorists could not have done something about it? To be fair, there was another chap on the radio that was as stressed as me. I have had enough of this 'Crusading' for a while as it is bloody tiring.

Played well last night, but then again it was second bone. I have yet to try a solo on the new one and that will be the telling point, I really think that this PC country has gone mad. the poor sports reporter who was sacked for making a comment off the air has been unfairly dismissed. What happened to this Countries sense of humour? The PC brigade are slowly destroying this kingdom and it's a bit like the road work people and the traffic lights...no one can see it???