I watched a movie last night, that I had not seen since the 70s (when it was about 50p to watch a movie and the only 3d was the ice cream ladies chest size. Now the more observant will realise that I haven't got a clue what I am talking about here. I only know 3 ladies chest sizes. Small. Medium and Wey Hey!!!!!). It made such an impact on everyone in the Cinema, that at the end, they walked out in silence. The film was Soldier Blue and told the story of the American Cavalry massacring a peaceful Indian tribe. I wonder then, that as we get older, and have seen so many awful things, that's why the film did not make any impact on me at all this time???
A gang of house burglars were caught in the USA recently. They had stolen numerous items from a house, including a jar that they thought contained Cocaine!!! After snorting the powder and then getting caught, it turns out that they were not chasing the dragon, but snorting someones mortal remains that had recently been Cremated...nice I bet they though the drug had plenty of body!!!
A similar thing happened in the UK. A well meaning neighbour was looking after a poorly man. She went to make him some tea and when she took it up to him, he took one sip and spat it out. Where did you get the tea from he asked. From the Tea Caddy on the Mantelpiece she replied. that's not a Caddy it's my wife's Ash's in an urn???
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