Monday, 24 January 2011

Arghhhhh


Not many people know, but today is 'If it is going to go wrong, it will' day today.
I was only thinking over the weekend how useful my mobile phone is ,with it's great music player, camera and e mail facility. It also has a great alarm which I have relied on for the last 2 years and has never let me down. That is, until this morning.
My phone decided to commit suicide in the night and so I slumbered on....and...on...and on. Waking with a start, I realised I only had 30 minutes to get to work (quite easily until some numpty altered the timings of the traffic lights on the new roundabout) I leaped into my Funeral gear, deciding not to do my hair, and cleaned my teeth in the car. I also ate breakfast and sprayed with Old Spice!!!
With moments to spare, I pulled into the yard and straight away, was asked to move a body on stretcher. The stretcher collapsed and fell on my foot, causing me to utter the words 'Oh my, that stung'........ It went from bad to worse as the day went on and everyone suffered some sort of incident, that put them out. Having now sold my bone. I now have to buy a new phone. (The lord giveth and then kicks you in the nuts and takes it away!!!)

Fairly good rehearsal last night, although I could have spent hours on one piece, I realise how boring that can be after sitting in the practice room in Northern Ireland rehearsing the Light Cavalry Overture for 3 hours!!!!!!!!!!!!. The only frustrating thing, is I never really got to blow my new bone on lead parts properly. At the moment it is a love hate relationship but we will see how it goes.

Oh, and by the way. You must know that this is an unusual year being 2011. I mean on the st Jan 2011 it was 1111. On November 11th 2011 it will be 111111. Now....this is spooky. Take the year you were born and how old you are going to be this year and........ooooer mississ

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