After a restless night sleep, I was just getting ready to leave for work, when there was a knock on my door.
I opened it and there stood Kiera Knightley!!!
Hi, she said. I know you have what looks like half a fried egg stuck to your bottom lip, but I was just passing and have a couple of hours to spare. I was wondering if you could suggest anything??? to while away the time. then she winked at me!
So, I suggested the local Library as I was far to tired.
Ok, I made most of that up, but the last part is true. I have just purchased numerous cures and potions to try and get rid of this unsightly aberration from my lip. I did manage a blow last night, but also manged to tear half my face off,when I removed the mouthpiece from my lips. Nice.
Oh I am still laughing though as I just think b******s to it ha.
It's Houdini's 137th Birthday today. Not impressed though, as he still has not escaped from his coffin?
It was true British Spirit, that when a rumour went around, that the Budget would cut a 1p off fuel. That some petrol stations raised the cost by 1p, the night before
Fuel Britannia!!!
By the way. If you look at my bottom lip on the photo above, it is how I feel now.
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