Powerless

I dragged myself around town today feeling utterly drained? It is ironic therefore, that I would bump into people I know, whilst looking as though I had been battered in the mouth with a Baseball bat?
One of the chaps I saw was from over 20 years ago and we still recognised each other.

I have also noticed, that when you are under the weather? that other things come along to try you.

I had to provide an Electricity reading last night. Quite a simple task, but I dreaded it after the Xmas Eve episode (you would have to trawl back) It would seem, that the reading I gave would put my quarterly usage at £1000!!!!!. I know I have given a correct reading, so something is really wrong. With that reading I would have to have a marijuana factory going or the rest of my street has tapped into my supply??
Racked with worry, I rang the energy provider and they told me 'That reading can't be right'??? Sorry pal, but I am sure it is and now I am worried sick (sicker).
Don't worry, we will send a representative out between 2 and 4pm today to check your figures. Ok I replied that will help. Will you please ring me when it's been done and put my mind at rest??
Of course, they replied.
Did they come?
No!
Did they ring me?
No!
Am I in the poo!!!
Probably.

I still managed a blow last night, although it was pretty painful to be honest. However, the show must go on as they say? I think I am having a sense of humour failure?