Thursday, 10 March 2011

Sunk


Thought I had lost the knack of writing letters to the paper, but my 'Titanic' one was in today. They did edit it though, removing the reference to Leonardo Cappuccino and Kate Flannelet?? Can't think why?

A neighbour of a benefit cheat has shopped them to the papers. This girl has been on the scrounge since leaving school. She got married?? and left her husband asking the Social for money to move and £3000 for new kitchen gear. They paid up. The neighbour went round to visit and said that the kitchen appliances,looked like her old stuff? It is, she proudly replied, I am using the money to have a holiday abroad, as they never check the receipts?
I am now pushing for a 'National don't go to work day' and have one every month until the Country grounds to a halt, or the politicians finally stop robbing the workers to give to the shirkers?
Just me then?

An old musician friend of mine is in Hospital. The vicar was making his rounds when my mate asked the man of cloth, that when he prayed, could he ask God if they had a Big Band in heaven?
The next day the Vicar visits again and tells my mate 'Yes they do have a Big Band in Heaven' bad news is you are doing the 'Sentimental Over You' solo tomorrow night????

Played a bit better last night, but realised, having used most of my Holiday entitlement up, that I have a long old haul until the next one. It also sounds as if work is not picking up at all. Grim day's to come me thinks!!

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