Tuesday, 22 March 2011

Don't Panic


If the Libya conflict gets any worse, they can always send for Britain's secret weapon (see above)

How's this for a great crime plot.

A small baby dies. Apparently it was smothered by the drug addicts fathers dog.
The dog is destroyed.
The father later changes his story to say, that he may have smothered the child accidentally
The mother is very poorly in Hospital and is oblivious to the situation?

Fact or Fiction? You will have to ask.

Have you seen those magic candles you can buy for birthdays. The person celebrating tries to blow them out and they relight again?
Well, today there was a fire at the factory that makes them???
when he was sleeping in bed with the baby.

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