Sooty

I spent most of yesterday, people watching in town, whilst my partner shopped for her 1000th Handbag
I worked out the following.
The ratio of foreign looking people to English looking people (all colours) was about 2 to 1.
The number of girls/ladies pushing prams and not wearing wedding rings was extremely high.
Girls aged from about 16 to 19 all dressed and looked the same?

I don't know what this proves but I did find it mildly disturbing. I also observed the Shopping centre cleaner.
His/Her job was to visit the piece of carpet the 8 seats were positioned on and sweep it every 10 minutes? I had to raise my legs 4 times (shows how long I was waiting?) whilst he swept under my feet. I had not eaten anything nor dropped anything whilst I had sat there...but he had to sweep my spot anyway??? The whole experience was almost Groundhog Day ish!!!!

Spent my last hour on show pad last night, so I can't do anymore. There is a good chance that the parts I have rewritten will be cut anyway?

Yet another true Epitaph this time by a poet.

Here lies my wife: here let her lie.
Now she's at rest.
And so am I...