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I think I might be in the wrong job. I did not have time to get a paper this morning thanks to a BBD incident putting me behind!!!!ha.
But I received a phone call to let me know that I had won £50 for best letter of the week?? This is the second time I have won which has amazed me!!

I have a tip for the England manager. If one of your players has a chance at goal, tell them to aim for the space each side of the Goalkeeper and not directly at them. Also if they do score (!!!) then cut out the kissing and hugging and save their energy and concentration for the next goal. If they went straight back into position after scoring it would intimidate the opposing team and focus England on their next goal.....Hmmmm.

Nothing on today and then we got 2 Coroners removals which took up most of the day. Sad that one of them was just reaching retirement age and has become another statistic that will not draw a penny of their hard earned pension.

The Slave driver of the Roman Galleon shouted to his slaves.
Good News and Bad News Chaps.
The good news is you will be getting double rations today (cheers)
The bad news is that the Commander wants to go water skiing tonight??