The last time I had sex, my self winding watch stopped!!!
Well for any foreign country wanting to know what a cross section of the British Public look like. All they had to do was tune into the Big Brother Launch last night. Apart from the ex soldier (who I predict will win) you got to see the most idiotic, self praising, attention seeking, weird people in this Country. I always watch the first one to remind myself, that I might be pretty normal after all?
I think I will stick to letting people look in on my life through Blogs, than publicly humiliating myself in the flesh. Anyway I would never be able to get any kip if I went in the house as it is so flipping noisy? so would probably resort to trying to escape after a day or so.
Long Hearse drive today and with 2 Limo's behind we never got cut up once. Two motorists tried but they failed miserably for once. Extremely heavy carry and I repeat what I have said before. Health and safety will have to step in at some point to stop certain weights being carried on one shoulder. The weight preses down at angle on the spine and it ain't healthy. I am sure I am shorter now that when i started in the Funeral Trade??
BBD
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