Oats

One of my bosses has married a South African girl and he happens to have a Vuvuzela at home. He says that it is only possible to get one or two notes out of it? So by saying that he has thrown down the Gauntlet and I have asked him to bring it in to see if I can prove him wrong and get a tune out of it???

My partner, who is a tad house proud was not impressed last night, when I reached into her cupboard (I can't put, reached into her drawers!!!) for a packet of biscuits, and knocked over an open packet of porridge all over the floor. welcome home hun , I'm here!!!!

I might have to miss a gig this weekend as a private hire job has come in and I will be running late but I wont know until Thursday which is a bummer.

I have been scammed on another Internet site. I ordered a DVD and it has not arrived. Seems I should have checked the sellers feedback as it is abysmal and at least 15 other people have ordered, paid and not got the goods?

Have you noticed, that anyone driving faster than you is an idiot and yet anyone driving slower than you is a moron.

Had a text from a friend basically saying that everyone can make mistakes...however Doctors can have their mistakes buried!!!!