Pate

Apparently this is a true story (it must be true it was in the papers)
A Brother and Sister living together in Holland did not get on due to his foul temper. One day he told his sister he was going to bed and not to be disturbed 'Or else'
She let him lay in bed...for 4 years. When they found him he had been dead since the day he went to bed. She said that she thought he was going out at night for meals.
Now I have smelt a decomposing body after only 2 weeks and on one occasion you could smell it as you turned into the street, so how she could have lived with that for all those years is beyond me.
Most of the day was very good today, what with a bike ride and a trip to the lake to feed the ducks. Also I had a nice lunch out. Then Botty disaster struck and I had to hightail it home in the car. Spoiled what was turning out to be a great day?
Another case in the paper was about a lady who went to the doctors because every time she sneezed she had an Orgasm. The doctor asked her what she had been taking for it.
She replied 'Black Pepper'
Watched the final series of Gavin and Stacey last night. Very sad as it was a great feel good comedy. I maybe sense a pattern here with Families as my collection consisting of The Royle Family, My Family and the Vicar of Dibley!! and many more.
Part of the story line of G and S was a couple not being able to get pregnant as he had a low sperm count.
I had a mate who had that. In fact when they counted them, he only had 3 and 2 of them had Arthritis...poor lad.