Well it looks like I am going to have to work until I am 103 to draw a pension. That should be interesting, carrying a coffin into church on a mobility scooter. I don't mind working to this age if they are going to stop sending my money to the unmarried mothers, druggies and lay abouts. Pretty fair that if they all work then so shall I?
A petition has been put forward to get an extra Bank Holiday to celebrate St George's day. I am all for it, as any time off, is good time. I have a mate who named his Children after the Holidays. He has George after St George, Andrew after St Andrew and Pancake after...... (keeping the old jokes alive)
I never shy away from Politically incorrect jokes so...
What does a Fat girl and a Moped have in common?
They are both fun to ride, as long as nobody See's you!!!
I am a little dissapointed that the girl of my dreams has not written back to me??? Ah Sandra wheres me photo????
BBD day today but could be due to the copious amounts of Stella after the England match??? Self inflicted but 2 hours of being chilled for 12 hours of Irritable Botty Syndrome was worth it.
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