Bit of a mission today. In this order I planned my day out.
Visit dad
Go on the radio to record item
Go to town to spend gift voucher.
Of course all these were interrupted by a quick dash to the contemplation room so the plan became a frantic rush.
I turned up at the studio to record my piece and was met by the presenter Ed George. I was informed that all the Computers had gone down so I, may have to keep recording it if it crashed!!! No pressure there then. I did my piece and then the DJ said what a nice voice and presentation manner I had!!! and could I do another story?? So I ended up telling a Funeral Incident. These items are called 'Did I ever tell you' He said that he was impressed with the dramatic pauses I kept putting in. Now, this was not due to any presenting skills on my part, but a rather bad case of the wind, of which I was desperately trying not to blast over the microphone by squeezing my buttock cheeks together. Anyway one of the items is on at 2.20pm Monday if you fancy a listen.
I then went off the the very expensive department store to spend my £50 vouchers. Last time I was there, I realised that you could not get much for fifty quid. In fact a screw can cost a fiver (the metal type not the rumpy pumpy type). My last visit had me purchasing a girlie paperweight and a couple of things I did not need. What I did not realise was, that they had a WINE department!!!!! So I bought 4 bottles of wine and a bag of crisps and still have seventeen pounds to spare!!!
We did a Funeral of a Traffic Warden the other week. It was a burial. As the coffin was lowered to the bottom of the grave a frantic knocking came from within. We quickly removed the lid to which the traffic warden sat up and shouted 'I'm not dead' To which the Vicar replied 'Sorry the paper works been filled in mate'
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