Dodgems

There is a saying that 'Two wrongs do not make a right?' However the other saying is 'An eye for an eye'
Last night I parked at the pub for the usual Tuesday night Concert. The car next to me was parked off centre of the white lines, but having a small car I managed to get in beside them and out my door with no problems.
When I finished the Concert, the other car had gone. When leaving they had managed to put a small dent in my door, with there door and also bent my wing mirror in.
Now the thing is, I took the cars number just in case and next week, or any other week, I will be waiting and watching and get my revenge. So which 'saying do I believe in????

When I think back to my youth (yes my memory is that good) I went on loads of blind dates. so many in fact, that I should have been entitled to a Guide Dog. In fact I was so lazy that I even dated a couple of pregnant ladies once??
I even went into a bar once and walked straight up to a girl and asked if she would like to go to bed with me? She asked, 'Your place or mine'! I said 'Well if it is going to be hassle I wont bother then!!!!.

Once again my mind has been made up even further about dressing bodies (with some exceptions) . If people actually could see what it takes then I know they would think long and hard about it. It some cases it is quite disgusting and so undignified. I always said I would write a sensitive letter to the papers but deep down I know it would hurt too many people so on this occasion I will bite my tongue for ever. However I will write a letter soon about the carrying of overweight coffins. it has to stop at a certain weight and hopefully Health and safety will step in some day.