Just thought as I was driving home from work. Why do they call it 'Rush Hour' when nothing bloody moves??
Actually it has been a strange day.
First we got to hear that our Stonemasons lorry had been stolen whilst he was removing an headstone in a Churchyard!! He actually saw the guy get in it, and drive away, but was too far away to catch him. This means that he can't get around to do his job. When will these scum bags get their come uppance???
Then later this afternoon my mobile rang. It was a local radio station asking me if I would come into the studio and record a story that I sent in a few weeks ago. It was about an embarrassing incident in my life. But it got a laugh and that's what I am about. So no doubt I will be cacking myself (no change there then) when the time comes. You would think by now, that with all the challenges I set myself, that my confidence would be rock firm?? Nah, still a sphincter twitcher in most things I do. But still I do them lol.
Great programme about the bodies of Gladiators found in York. They did scientific tests on all of them and managed to deduct what weapons they were killed by and were using. One poor chap had fought for 20 years but still had to fight until the Emperor gave him thumbs down and his nogging was chopped off.
Which reminds me of when the Emperor said to the Gladiator.
'Did you come here to die?'
and the Gladiator replied
'No I came here yesterdie'
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