People often ask me why I am still single??? Well actually I was born that way and I have it in my power to make at least one woman extremely happy, by remaining a bachelor.
Three Funerals today, so the day flew past. Actually yesterday and today have been quite good really compared to Saturdays lieu day!! which is a relief for my poor old bot.
My partner is once again, on holiday with her Mum. They have travelled 250 miles and yet still end up in a Garden Centre?
Last nights Dance was poorly attended, but it did make for more room on the Dance floor, which made a change. I also enjoyed the blow last night and my lip felt really good?
I forgot to mention that on Saturday a married couple were chatting to our treasurer asking about booking the Band. He told them he would have to see me, the Secretary. To which the bloke replied 'Oh the follicley challenged one' I managed to stop myself replying 'it's better than facially challenged like your wife??'
See a pro to the end? (me not his wife)
I also visited a big Supermarket yesterday to get some wheat free, Gluten free, flour free bread (so that's cardboard then?). When I got their I figured that a World War had been broadcast on the radio, as you could not move for folk? Is that really all they have to do on a Sunday afternoon???. I was quite proud that using the self service checkout I was in and out like a Military Manoeuvre, whilst folk queued with trolleys groaning with the weight of food in them? Do people really eat that much. Well judging by my poor old back and carrying coffins, it seems that they do.
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