'Some like it hot' was a great film, but not everyone likes the actual thing. Last nights venue was extremely warm and we only had a small stage to perform on. There was going to be Mutiny on the Bandstand from some, if we had to wear Jackets and Hats. However our M/C stoically wore his throughout the Concert. The remarks varied from 'Is he supposed to be that colour' to 'Is it a new way of losing weight'? (I went to the Docs once and asked how I could get rid of 16lbs of ugly fat.He replied 'Cut your head off!!!)
Actually it was a nice little gig and I thoroughly enjoyed the blow. We even bumped into our ex drummer and it was great to catch up with him and his missus.
Talking of Doctors.
I was in the waiting room once when this slightly deaf guy walked in.
The receptionist asked him what was wrong.
In a very loud voice he shouted 'There is something wrong with my penis'
The receptionist went mad at him. She basically told him that it was not nice to say that and in the cause of dignity please tell her that there was something wrong with his ear?
So the bloke shouted out loud.
'There is something wrong with my ear'
The receptionist asked him 'What's wrong with your ear sir'
To which the bloke loudly replied.
'I can't piss out of it'
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