Wednesday, 30 June 2010

Royal Pardon

My mate at work is fuming. He washed his England shirt and hung it out to dry overnight.
When he got up in the morning, someone had nicked the 2 pegs!!!

Ok I will be quite honest here. Last night the Band were far to loud. I wont mention which section as I might be accused of having a phobia against them (!). The lead bone player would not agree with me. That was until they drowned out his solo.
I also watched a few of the audience go and get toilet paper, screw it up and shove it in there ears. I went and asked why and they said 'The ** are too loud' Now they are paying good money to listen to good music and this should not happen. I told them that they need to make there thoughts known to the Band Leader, but being typical British they said they would suffer in silence????.

I actually managed 4 hours kip last night but still feel like one of our guests!!
I think a rather large cold beer is deserved for tonight?

By the way. Whats the difference between a VuVuzela and a woman.
Well, one makes an irritating noise down your ear when you are trying to watch footie.
And the other is a Musical Instrument!!!!

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