With Fries

I went for my free health check yesterday.
Hi said the Nurse.
Hi I replied.
Hi said the Nurse again.
Ermmm Hello I replied.
Hi repeated the Nurse.

Look I said with frustration, I keep saying hello to you??
No you pillock, she replied. All your readings are to high.
Your Weight.
Your Cholesterol.
Your Blood Sugars.
Your Hair line!!!!

Ok, I made that one up.

So after trying to lead an healthy life and exercising 3 times a week, I am going to adopt my mates life style.
MacDonalds every Day. 5 Pints of Lager a night. And absolutely no exercise at all.

His levels are spot on.

By the way, did you know that Burglars get there own paper, telling them when your house is empty.
All they do is look in the obituary column of the local rag and find out when you are attending a Funeral.
Happened to one of our families. they got back from burying there Dad and found the house had been ransacked.
There is a way to stop this.
If you put in the paper, all enquires to the Funeral Director, then there is less chance of you being robbed.
There is also another way.
Get the Burglar and chop his hands off!!!
It would work every time.

Note Blogger went down today and I lost Thursday!!!!!