Sunday, 8 May 2011

Twin Peaks


Oh how strange we humans are.
Ok, I will rephrase that.
Oh, how strange I am.
When my Trombone is stood in the middle of my lounge and is calling out 'practice me' 'practice me'
Then I sometimes can't be bothered.
But when it's not there and being repaired, I get withdrawal symptoms and desperately want to play?
A psychiatrist would have a field day with that!

On that subject, my favourite quote from the Psychiatrists chair.

I hate being Bipolar, it's great!!!

Noticed today that a Sunday newspaper is publishing photo's of Kate Middletons Sister, Pippa, with her paps out!!!
Now what possible good, can this do her reputation. Taken on a private yacht from a distance. with a camera lens so big, you could take a picture of our Trumpet players wallet from 10 miles (ok you could probably see it with the naked eye from that far). It just spoils, what was a great day for England and starts to cheapen it.
I bet the Queen will love that!

I have now been an undertaker for about 12 years. I have been a musician for 45 years!
However if I am stood outside a church or at the Crem, more people know my other Funeral colleagues, than know me?
Which just goes to prove, that death is more popular than music!!!

1 comment:

  1. No-one ever sees the wallet, not even with the Hubble telescope. You're right about the press photo though

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