Nigh

Had to do a Linford Christie to the bog yesterday??? which probably means that the contaminated Chicken I had Sunday, decided to make a reappearance.

Mind you. colonic irrigation is supposed to be good for you?


The Band are struggling to find a drummer for an up and coming gig. Unfortunately, the Barrack room lawyer syndrome came into play, distracting the organisation of a perfectly competent drummer to do the gig. Some people shout the loudest, but actually do the bare minimum.

I actually had a Pro Drummer on standby to come all the way from London (a friend) to do the Gig??? They say no one is indispensable, but a Band without a drummer is as useful as a Jockey without a Horse?

There was a programme on last night, about Ambulances moving obese people. Well, it is the same as dressing overweight people. It is horrible, undignified and should only be allowed on Burials and if the person has asked for it, themselves.

Some say that it would upset people if they knew how much manipulating of the body has to take place to get on, socks, Pants, vest, shirt, jumper trousers , jackets etc etc. Bodies sometimes leak from every orifice and the more you move them, the worse the problem becomes. If you are not aware of the whole picture, then how can you make an informed choice???

The bloke who predicted the end of the world last Saturday may have been a tenth right. What with a Tornado in the USA, High winds in the UK and the continued bombings around the world, it was an easy mistake to make.

A little girl comes home from school and says to her mum. 'Ive been expelled for using the 'C' word.

Her Mum say's 'It's not clever, is it'
No she innocently replies it was C**t!!!!

Sorry!!!
I am stil awaiting the results of a Blood test I had a week ago.
Mind you it is the NHS. The No Hurry Service.