No wonder I am having weird dreams at the moment. I have 3 books on the go. The one at work is about the London Symphony Orchestra (created when a trumpet player! and 3 others rebelled and formed their own outfit) the one in the bedroom is about the first world war (quiet a few soldiers stuck their hands up above the trench so they would get a gun shot wound in the palm and be sent to hospital. The other is in the bog (the place I do my most reading) and is about being Buried alive from the 16oo's to present day!!!! One lady was unfortunate enough to be buried alive twice.....
Great respect for the Air Attendant who bollocked a passenger for leaving his seat to early then popped the emergency exit grabbing a beer and slid down to freedom from his job. Way to go mate. Which leads me to the way I might leave my job. I suppose on putting the coffin on to the rollers at the Crem I could turn round and in a loud voice ask if anyone had a lighter. Then take all my clothes off and do the Morcambe and Wise dance out the door? Hmmmm!
Had those cheap Avocado's today and binned them straight away. What an awful piece of food yuk I would rather have had the hairy Kiwi fruit after all.
Bit bored with my blowing at the moment so need to motivate myself a bit more yawn..
Cor, I just hope the aircraft wasn't at 30 000 feet when he did it? personally, in those circumstances, I'd have just grabbed my wallet...
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