I remember one of my first girlfriends.
I asked her 'Am I the first man you ever made love to?'
She looked at me and replied 'Dunno, you might be , your face sure looks familiar'???
Well X Factor starts tonight. about 5000 no hopers who think they have talent and a half a dozen that do?
What really scares me is their faces when they are told they are out of tune and time (I keep my face straight when people tell me)
Some really can't believe it. We have proved that on some occasions at our guest vocal evening.
Folk have sang to the radio, but when the power house of sound from a live band hits them...well its usually a train crash.
There is a woman on the run in the UK who was caught urinating and committing an indecent act on a War memorial? I Can sum this woman up without even meeting her.
1. A smoker/drinker
2. Unemployed.
3. a number of illegitimate sprogs
4. Tattoo of something on her left or right boob
5. And somewhere in her wardrobe.. a shell suit and a FCUK crop top
I start a show in October and have never seen or heard it so that should be a challenge. Not for the rest of the Orchestra though as the majority are music teachers or do at least 15 shows a year. I try and keep up but always come away feeling angry with myself. Why do I still do it then??? Because it is such a privilege to play with such fine musicians and it makes me try even harder. Plus there are loads of attractive half dressed girls in the shows. But surely you don't think that is the reason????
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