Rembrandt

I have now purchased the best in sensitive toothpaste. I have also worked out that if I tip my head to the left when eating and drinking then it does not hurt so bad. However I would like to thank the old dear who came across in the Sainsbury's cafe to ask if I was alright. Unfortunately I dribbled when I said that I was, so I am not sure she believed me?

To be honest, me and my Dad (who uses the same dentist) do not have much faith in him. I mean when I told him that I was a Trombone player and could not afford to lose a tooth, he asked 'Whats a Trombone'.......heathen.

Whilst searching out pictures of Staithes to use as a screen saver I stumbled upon a magnificent Oil Painting. I managed to track down the artist and contacted them. I said I knew that i could not possibly afford the real thing, but did he do prints? This top chap, made me an offer on the real painting that I could not refuse. So I have bought it and it will now hang pride of place in my house.

I forgot to mention that when I was in Staithes I went for a swim in the sea. I went about 50 yards out as I am not a great swimmer.
Suddenly all this meat started floating to the surface.
Yes, It was a bit choppy.

I am off to town to cheer myself up now. I am going to go to the Body Shop, walk in and shout 'I have already got one'...works for me.