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Having a bad day today. I went to put my shirt on and a button fell off. then I peeled my banana for breakfast and it fell in half into my coffee.Then I picked a Coffin up and the handle fell off. I have not been to the toilet all day, just in case!

Out of all the house removals I have been to, I would say that the majority of folk pass away upstairs. Only once have I seen anyone in a bathroom. You must feel sorry therefore for poor Judy garland who died whilst sitting on the toilet? I never knew this until recently. Again she was a sensitive and insecure person who did not like to let anyone down and so resorted to sleeping tablets to get her off at night, whilst no doubt her brain would not shut down to give her peace. She knew that the following morning she had to go somewhere important so took a couple more sleeping tablets than normal to try and get off. Obviously she awoke and felt ill and went to the loo. It was there that a friend found her, slumped forward with her head resting on her crossed arms. How sad is that. But then again 'death' seems to have a sense of humour and will not always allow the dignity of snuffing it in a nice cosy bed.
I have never removed anyone though who died whilst shaving. So maybe the answer for long life, is to walk around with shaving cream on your face????

Saying that however, it appears that a well known Hollywood actress is on her death bed with her ninth!!!! husband beside her? Maybe still time for double figures then?

Thinking of embarrassing places to pass away? I suppose if you were in bed with someone else's wife that would be a tad blush forming. Easy answer though is to write a suicide note. Ask the blokes wife to put your clothes back on if you snuff it and tell her to throw you out of the window ,with the note in your right hand....symbals.