Friday, 13 August 2010

Oils well that ends well

Life after Death? Reincarnation? Ghosts??? Do you believe in any of these?
I am pretty convinced I do. Recently a Psychic guide in the USA offered to help in a missing persons case. She had had a vision of where a body was laying. Turns out that there was indeed a body exactly where she said, but it was not the one the police were looking for???
Now this throws up 2 explanations. A. The psychic committed the murder! or 2. She really was a psychic. Seeing she was not arrested, number 2. is looking favourable (talking of number 2's it's still the same!!!).
Again we are under pressure at work as we are well down on last years total. The big firm that has moved into town has certainly made an impact. If only folk realised that we give a better service. I know this as I have worked for 2 major companies and the small family firms win hands down.

Rude Joke alert!!!!!

Turns out a bloke returns home from work and his wife tells him she is pregnant.
He was even more shocked to find she was expecting triplets?
How did this happens he asks?
Well, she replied, you remember how I was getting a little sore down below? and you fetched the 3 in 1 oil to help me? Well I think it was that?
Thanks God we did not use WD40 he sighed......

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