It took longer to drive to the Gig last night, than to play. Over an hours journey there and only played for 45 minutes???
The Groom was resplendent in a kilt. However he would insist on sitting in front of the band with his legs open,
It completely put me off the Kiwi Fruit on the buffet table.
Why at weddings does no one want to dance???
Simple really I suppose. They are knackered with the days proceedings and just want to sit and talk. Always hard work for the M/C though.
You can guarantee that at most weddings, that there will always be a small boy who runs and slides on his knees on the Dance floor. A bridesmaid will be sobbing in a corner somewhere the drinks will be expensive? and some old bloke will be trying to dance like a teenager.
I only did that once when I used to smoke a pipe. I thought it was out and put it in my pocket. I am sure I invented break dancing?
Long day at work today trying to find something to do. It's still not looking good. If it goes on much longer I will have to be retrained.
I only did that once when I used to smoke a pipe. I thought it was out and put it in my pocket. I am sure I invented break dancing?
Long day at work today trying to find something to do. It's still not looking good. If it goes on much longer I will have to be retrained.
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