Not many things really make my hair stand on end (?). However, the massive spider looking up from the sink last night made me yell. This thing was gargantuan and had two pincer like things in front of his beady eyes... I got a pint glass (which I had to drain first to give me courage) and got it inside, plonking it unceremoniously in the pouring rain in the garden. As I turned to go back inside, I am sure the bloody thing made a dash to get to the door before it closed.
The other insect which makes me do a complicated Irish jig, is wasps. This is only because when I was in the Army and stood to attention whilst a wasp walked across my face, into my mouth and out the other side. I had a real sweat on I can tell you, but it would have been a lot worse if the RSM saw me move!!!
I had a phone call from my Dad last night to tell me I had won top letter in the paper again? This is the third time now and getting a little embarrassing. I like to make people smile, but never have the intention of earning money from it. However it is building my wine cellar up nicely.
Had to drop some ash's off this week. it is always very strange knocking on someones door and saying 'Here is Bert/Ethel back home' and hand over a little box? You can see them think 'But he /she was 6 foot tall, how did you get them in there!!!
P.S If you could please feed my fish at bottom of page that would be great. They will follow your mouse arrow!!!
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