Friday, 3 June 2011

Thats Challotte


Good to see in this recession, that some supermarkets are dropping the price of fresh veg. I managed to get 200 Spanish Cucumbers for 50p today, yummy.

Had to fetch a badly decomposed body this week. The neighbours noticed nothing and yet the all prevailing smell of decomposition is awful and they must have known something was wrong ,as this person had lay dead for 6 long weeks. It is the worse we have ever seen and believe me I have seen some sights?

Apparently I might not have awoken early with toothache the other morning after all even though I was in pain. It seems my sleep was disturbed by a neighbours house alarm going off for half an hour? I must have woke when a neighbour with a key went in to switch it off ?

A serious note about the spread of E Coli. You can only get it if 1. You eat something with it on. Or B. Someone with it, does not wash their hands after using the loo. Well judging by the amount of folk that I see walk out of public bogs without washing there dannies, then we are all doomed???
Mind you the amount of people that cough and sneeze without covering their face is growing. I always drive with the partition up in the Limo to try and protect myself!
Selfish?
Yep!



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