Chill???

My faith in some on line shops has been rocked yet again. I ordered a new phone on the Internet who boast of their fast and reliable service. Once ordered they tell you to 'sit back and relax and we will do the rest' So I sat back. I did not relax cos I don't know how to?

3 days later and still no 'Your item has been dispatched' e mail?

So I contacted them.

Turns out that they had cancelled my order and they had sat back and relaxed by not bothering their pimply bots to let me know.

I went ape on the live chat site and told them to ring me as a matter of urgency. We promise they replied..............yep still waiting.

I did not practice last night. I figured that after a hard blow at the weekend that my lip needed a rest. Very chuffed that a work colleague has got interested in music after listening to my tales of the adventures in Big Banding, he went out and bought an Alto Sax and is now taking lessons.

Welcome to the club!

My partner and her Mum are on yet another holiday!!! this time trekking to the North Pole. I got the job of looking after her pond again. On going to feed the fish I could not find the fountain and realised the pump and head had fallen over. reaching down into the murky depths. I managed to grasp hold of one end and as I bought it to the surface, it shot green slime all over me and my new white shirt.
I want a divorce.