Greener on the other side?

I think that this lack of sleep is now getting to me!!!

I have just made a donation to a local church, so that I could purchase an old slate off their roof?
Ok, it does date back to 1850 and if could talk, would have some marvelous stories to tell?

But what am I going to do with a piece of old slate????
My House is turning more and more, into a museum of Curiosities (and I include myself in that) and my partner is not impressed at all?

A technical error occurred in the development process of a photograph that was taken of me.
If you look at it from a certain angle, you can see a sprouting of hair through the follicles.