Feeling Woof

I had to ring up a well know CD shop yesterday and give them a bollocking.

I had ordered a soundtrack over 14 days ago. No one had answered my e mails on the customer help site. No one had returned my calls? I finally got hold of a member of staff, only to be told, that they did not have the CD.

So why are you selling it, if you haven't got it then.

Well we have to order it in.

But it says 2-3 day's dispatch on your web site.

Ah but that's if we have got it in stock.

But your web site said you had it in stock......

Yes, but it's in stock in our warehouse in ....Australia.

10 minutes later we were still at it.

I reversed the logic.

Ok, I told him, what if someone comes and orders a coffin for their loved one and on the day of the Funeral we turned up with just the body laying in the back of the Hearse cos we did not have the coffin after all?

Good point he replied.

Doooooohhhhh, I replied and put the phone down.

This Country is going down the pan.

I enjoyed the blow last night although rumblings are afoot in the section and it is going to get very interesting in the next couple of months (watch this space)

A few people asked me where I was the week before.

I told them that I was looking after a 'Black Dog' for a few day's

Those that know me will understand this.

Those that don't, will have to make do with the excuse?