I rang my boss this morning and told him, that because we worked with the public ,I classed myself as a public sector worker and was therefore on strike.
I was in the office for work, at my normal time!!!!
I sometimes have to retrieve locks of hair off bodies to give back to relatives. This is certainly an impossible task for the undertaker when I croak it?
Apparently the police in Cornwall are hunting a serial killer. The murderer uses knitting needles to stab his victims around the Cornish Coast.
They believe he is following some kind of pattern?
A friend of mine got chucked out of the Hilton Hotel last week.
He went down to the reception and asked if the Porn channel was disabled.
They called him a pervert and threw him out?
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