Busy

A whole day without bread and that is harder than it sounds, especially at breakfast just eating the Marmite off a spoon and nothing to dip into your bowl of gruel at lunch.

I would just like to say what a remarkable difference it has made to my so called IBS.

I would like to say it, but it hasn't.

My work colleagues had just half an hour of gut discomfort yesterday and they were moaning like anything.

Welcome to my world?

The worse part is yet to come.

The dreaded holiday.

Most people look forward to packing cases and off on an adventure.

Me, I am trying to make a comprehensive guide as to where the bogs are in a strange uncharted place!!!!

Most tourist guides have places of historical interest and beauty.

Me, I just want a book of directions to the nearest khazi.

I still have a glimmer of humour about it all though, otherwise it would drag me down the pan with it!!!

My work mate is impressing me,as he is practicing most nights and keeping up the lessons.

It would be nice to see him 'depping' in our Band in a few years time.

The very first time you play with an Orchestra or Band will be a memory you never forget.

Had to do a burial this week. The Gravedigger managed to disturb a Bee Hive when he was digging it. Of course, I got the corner to lower that still had a few disgruntled black and yellow flying terrorists around it. I watched as one made a bee line (get it!!) for the bottom of my trouser leg?? having to stand still in respect for the deceased, I thought to myself, that if the Bee made it up my inside leg and stung my farmer Giles, then sod the respect as I would probably leap around the graveyard shouting every swear word I know (that's alot)

I got away with it...phew!!

Please click on the title above to see what it is really like to take a booking for the Big Band . Listen carefully as most of it is true but you will have to substitute Dollars for Pounds!!!