I don't consider myself selfish? Ok I do rush back in Tuxedo Junction and try and sit on the prettiest girls knee. But the other Trombones have cottoned on to that and it's now like Wacky Races as we leg it back through the audience to avoid sitting on the chubby ones lap, who you know will possibly grope you!!
I am also selfish when it comes to avoiding coughs and colds and more so coming up to Holiday Period. Despite my partner getting the Flu, then her Mum, then all at work...I have ducked and dived and still do not have the bug. But the final battle plans were drawn up when I was asked to attend church this morning. Now I go to church almost every day (it comes with the job?) so I tried to wriggle my way out,as I knew it was going to be full of Girls' Brigade special forces. However it was a 40th presentation, so I had to go. My worst nightmare became reality as I sat amongst 20 snotty, coughing, sneezing girlies!!!! I tried to hold my breath for the whole hour, but only managed a paltry 30 seconds (pathetic for a bone player) so there was no escape? So now I have to wait 2 days to see if they have got me with the lurgy!
Merry Christmas Bah!!!
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