I have the trots? How lovely is that? Not had a drink for a month, changed my diet and still getting loads of reading done in the khazi. IBS stands for Irritable Bowel Syndrome. But I think it means Inconvenient Bloody S***s!!!
However, my day was brightened when a neighbour who lives near work, brought a lost dog in. She was lovely. The Boss's son said he would keep her if no one owned her, but we all wanted a share. We all gave her a bit of our dinners (Dry Cream Crackers from me...see my diet is bland) and then when our backs were turned, she gave the boss a Yule Tide Log of her own on his office floor!!!
We had to call the Dog Warden, who scanned her and unfortunately she was chipped (she had mange as well so not very well looked after) We were told that if no one came forward then my boss could keep the dog so we all have our fingers crossed, that she belongs to a drug pushing skank who does not want her back???
Not playing tonight. I figure that blowing with the poo's ain't constructive to the audience or the section???
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