Rip Van Wallet

Second night of the Concert and me old mate was due to pick me up at 7pm. He decided though, that at 4pm he would have a 10 minute kip on the old sofa. With the radio lulling him into dreamland in the background, he slowly opened his eyes after 10 minutes, to hear the 7 o'clock news on his crystal set!!!!!!!!!!.
Now he lives half an hour away so it was no mean feat to get to me and to the Concert venue half an hour away. I have to say, that with no chance of a 10 minute warm up, I played better than the night before???? A lesson there somewhere me thinks.

I managed to discharge the industrial pyrotechnic into the audience last night.
With a massive BOOM it discharged it's contents into the first 2 rows wine and beer and completely covered the tables. I must find more of these as they are brill!!!. A total success me thinks.