A woman rushes into a Police station and cries 'Help I have been molested by a Trombone player'!!!
The Policeman asks' How do you know it was a trombone player Madam?'
'I had to help him' she replies!!!!
I have heard it all now. A work mate is playing Santa for the next 2 nights (they are saving on money as he does not need padding)
He is CRB checked and everything.
However he is not allowed to sit a child on his lap!!!!!!
Apparently that goes for all Santa's. Well done the PC brigade.
It was a first today, as we carried into the the tune of Pennsylvania 65000. Trouble is, I got a dirty look for shouting out the telephone number in the chorus.
Tsk some of these mourners have no sense of humour!
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