Friday, 17 December 2010

Getting the horn


I am a typical bloke. If I ignore the pain it might go away???
Only it hasn't and the chances of me getting a dental appointment before Xmas ,are about as good, as getting a Chrimbo card off rtw. It hasn't helped that a coffin I was carrying bounced off my jaw as well.
So, as I am like a bear with a sore bonce, I revelled at the chance to sound my horn for 30 seconds at the motorist who was blocking the main road, trying to get to the shops. It took me 12 long months to get the council to put a sign up, saying this is forbidden. So I let go with full photon torpedoes until they moved. Very satisfying.

What do you call 5 dogs without balls????



The Spice Girls!!!

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