Living alone, I have often considered employing a cleaner. A few weeks ago I did just that. She is from foreign climbs. I had to let her go though, as she took 8 hours to hoover my living room carpet.
She was from Slovak!!!!

My partner has been signed off for a further week as she has full blown flu. However she has gone back to her mum's so is getting looked after well. I however have been charged with looking after her budgie. My car is now full of feathers as the cage fell off the back seat when I was driving. The budgie seems to be SAS trained as she survived the journey without a scratch.

My old dad's birthday tomorrow. He was not in when I dropped his card off so I built a Snowman in his front garden. It is sure to wind his partner up, a lady who I don't always see eye to eye with.

Another night of playing with myself! as once more a Concert has been cancelled. I wonder if someone died at home and we said we couldn't come, that they would understand????

R.I P. Leslie (don't call me Shirley) Neilson