A naughty joke does not go as well if you have to leave the rude word out. There is a plethora of risque jokes going around about Kate and William. To prove a point I will relate a rude joke without the proper word.
Kate Middleton went to the Queen and said to her. 'Every time I suck Williams ear lobe,I get acid indigestion' To which the Queen replies 'Have you tried Andrews'?
See, it somewhat loses it by changing the rude appendage for a more acceptable one. Still it made me laugh.
Borrowed a dog today for a Winters walk in the mud. Trouble is I forgot to wipe my feet when I took him back and spent the next half hour trying to scrub the persons carpet clean before they got back.
A classic example of bullying is taking place on the TV at the moment. I'm a Celebrity' has one contestant who is scared of everything. So the great British public keep voting her to do tasks. It is a sort of a modern day version of the Gladiator ring, where people got pleasure out of seeing someone hurting? Not made much progress have we?
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