Saturday, 27 November 2010
Foot in Mouth
Whatever next?
Apparently sex shops are selling sex aids for dogs now?
It's an inflatable human leg!!!!
I have been to my first Xmas fayre of the year today. I came away feeling quite humbled. I was chatting to a guy who was asking about my job. Even though I was getting nudged in the ribs by my partner (she had to nudge me because she has lost her voice....it's great!!!) I went on and on as he asked the questions.
I was told afterwards that he only has got a few years to live. This rather upset me, as he is a nice guy and is only young, but he never gave a clue that he only had a short time to live. I wish the ground had opened and swallowed me up.
I know now, why I do all my chrimbo shopping in October. I went on to town (and my partner back to bed) and it was chocker with stressed folk looking for ideas for presents. The only problem with this is all the bogs are full as well. Sure enough, 20 minutes after lunch I had to run to the facilities and queue!!!!! It ain't getting any easier.
Tried my new snow shoes out today and they worked a treat as I did not slip . Trouble is they are a bugger to drive in and although I did not land on my arse I nearly crashed the car!!!
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