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I can prove that Britain is getting a better place every day.
In the space of 5 days, we have had a Hoover pinched from the Funeral Home. Over the weekend they stole the brass end off our hose pipe. Plus. As the lads came out of the Mortuary on Saturday, they just caught a bloke weeing up the garage wall. They gave chase, but the bloke out ran them, sticking two fingers up to them on the way. Ah respect.
You have all seen the police chases where the police car puts his vehicle in front of the Muppet's car to stop them escaping. Well today on a Funeral the coffin was on board the mourners were in our Limo and the undertaker was walking in front of the cortege. The FD put his hand up to stop a Mini that was tearing up the road to overtake us. This moron was not having any of it and made to drive round us at speed. However he did not figure on my hatred for disrespect,so I edged my Limo over as far as I could, almost shoving the mini into parked cars. Gosh I enjoyed that.
When are these people going to learn?
I am changing my vote again. I am now going to vote for the Icelandic volcanic party. I mean they have done more to stop people coming into this Country than any of the other three parties!!! (allegedly)