The sun is blazing hot, which means the short skirt and boob tubes have come out of the wardrobe. I must stop wearing them as they give me a rash. Actually I can quite categorically say that I am not a 'Cross' dresser as It make s me happy not cross (this is a joke by the way)
A strange thing happened though which is confusing. I went to get old Barney some grub from the pet shop. They have a big Amazon parrot in the shop. When I went to the counter it gave me the biggest wolf whistle?? The lady said it was strange as it only whistled at women? It then started to preen itself which apparently means it is getting ready for mating? Now after the slug up the leg incident I am wondering if I am sexually attractive to animals? (well anything is better than nothing?) and maybe when Barney bit my ear lobe, it was just Foreplay!!!!
I am now down for a comprehensive blood test on Tuesday which will see if I am anaemic and lacking Iron etc. He actually said 'Oh we haven't done anything to try and make the IBS easier' and gave me some tablets ( I have to take 1 every day for the rest of my life... he only gave me 3?)
Mount Vesuvius is still boiling away up my Chanel tunnel so I hope something works soon?
It's my Mum's anniversary Sunday. I was only 23 when she died and I got called to the Sergeant Majors Office to be told. He wasn't exactly gentle with the news and made me stand to attention whilst he finished a phone call about his dog's sex life!!! They got me home pretty quick though and I took my uniform to attend the Funeral. I remember when I got out the limo someone screeching to a halt and videoing me? To this day I do not know who or why?
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