Danny

Shopping with my partner today. While she went to look for her 1000th pair of shoes, I sat outside having a coffee watching the girls go by (make a good song that)
I was just ogling a fine female derriere, when the lass turned around and I realised all was not as it should be. I suppose the clue should have been the rather large Marquee erected in the Market Place. Yes the The Ladycocks of Bangboy' were in town. Actually that was a Malapropism, but I prefer it that way! I wanted to follow the boy/girl into town and see what bog she went into. See that fascinated me, but my partner thought it was weird!!! It was just a scientific experiment that's all. I mean did he/she squat or stand? Shake or wiggle???? It's like the question of what do you call a male ladybird? So many combinations that will remain a mystery forever?
We then went off for tea in one of the larger supermarkets. Strange that the cafe said they had run out of most things on the menu??? Now forgive me if I am wrong, but we were in one of the largest food stores in town?? The shelves were fair groaning with potatoes and salmon and bacon etc? But no, they could not do it that way? Another mystery me thinks.
See Supermarkets are strange places. If you are ill you have to walk all the way to the back of the store to the Pharmacist. Yet if you smoke, then the fags are at the front?
See another thing that puzzles me is, that people pay money to go up tall buildings, then put money in telescopes to look at things on the ground?? It don't make sense. Ok, you have probably worked out that I have had plenty of time to think today, which is always a dangerous thing. So my final question is. If people from Poland are called Poles. What do they call folk from Holland? See!!!!