I have often been asked why I have never married.
Well the sad story is, I nearly did once.
I fell in love with a girl who worked in a Petrol Station.
We went out on a few dates and got on very well. So much so, that I proposed and she accepted.
The marriage was arranged for a year later and she continued to work at the same Petrol station.
On the day of the wedding I received a phone call from her father, who told me she had run off with the Petrol station manager, who she had always loved.
Now, I can't drive past that petrol Station without filling up,,,,
I woke up this morning and went into my back garden. On the grass I found a bag of peas, A bag of oven chips and some party sausage rolls.
It must have been fall out from Iceland.
A tragedy rounded off with humour... surreal... thanks Glenn...
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