Thursday, 29 April 2010

Taxi

I have done quite a few Funerals at my local Crem. Considering the area I work in, this is quite a journey. We have a Crematorium that is nearer, but folk seem to like to be cremated where family members have gone before. This Crem will probably be my last resting place as well, but I have always been concerned about one fact. Now I know that in the grounds the ashes of many of my relatives were scattered. Including my deaf old Granny, of whom when told by the Doctor that she had Acute Angina, she replied 'Thank you very much' Bless her.
Now here is my concern. I wont be buried because of some childhood fears. However once my ashes have been strewn on the grass ,then there is a good chance, that the very next day ,the industrial Council lawn mower comes along and I end up in the grass box??? Which means literally, that all my relatives are actually resting on some Council tip somewhere? Perhaps I will go for my third option and get stuffed!!!

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